[CHURCH BELLS CHIME]
[WIND BLOWING]
[KIDS SHOUTING]
[♪♪♪]
I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS, MAN!
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE THE LEAD.
YOU JUST, UH, YOU STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
OH, DUDE! SERIOUSLY!
HOW COULD SOMEONE TAKE THAT MANY SHOTS
AND STILL MISS?
I'M-- I'M CORNERED! KELLY, HELP ME OUT!
FORGET IT. YOU'RE A LIABILITY.
[SNARLS]
[ONSCREEN SCREAMING]
[COMPUTER VOICE]: GAME OVER.
THANKS FOR NOTHING, MAN.
GRAB SOME COUCH.
TIME TO DO WHAT I DO'S BEST.
[SNARLS]
OH! THAT JUST HAPPENED.
AND THAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME "KELLRAZOR."
ONE, NOBODY CALLS YOU "KELLRAZOR."
TWO, YOU TOTALLY ABANDONED ME IN THERE!
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, GOOCH.
HOW WILL YOU EVER GET BETTER
IF I'M ALWAYS SAVING YOUR BUTT?
SO, YOU'RE SAYING
BY NOT HELPING ME, YOU'RE HELPING ME.
YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
THAT IS A STEAMING PILE OF JUST--
[MOM]: GARY!
GET UP HERE AND HELP ME WITH THESE GROCERIES!
[SIGHS] OKAY, MA.
GARY? NOW!
DON'T TAKE TOO LONG, "GARY."
WHY? YOU WANT A PARTNER?
NO. I NEED A SNACK.
[MOM'S AND KIDS' VOICES UPSTAIRS]
OH...
CAN YOU ALSO GRAB ME A SODA, TOO?
THANK YOU.
I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN PLAY AT MY OWN LEVEL.
[INSTANT MESSAGE ALERT SOUNDS]
[CHUCKLES] TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.
BRING IT.
GOOCH, HURRY UP!
GARY!
KELLY'S DOWN ON THE PORCH!
HURRY UP AND GET OUT THERE.
STOP YELLING!
I'M COMING!
BE HOME IN TIME FOR DINNER!
OKAY, MA, I HEAR YOU!
LET'S HIT IT.
OKAY.
WAIT-- SO SOME CYBER-FREAK IMs YOU,
TELLS YOU TO MEET HIM DOWNTOWN,
AND YOU'RE GONNA DO IT?
HEY, THIS "MAJOR MAYHEM" CLOWN
THREW DOWN,
AND YOU KNOW KELLRAZOR NEVER BACKS DOWN
FROM A CHALLENGE.
I REALLY WISH YOU'D STOP CALLING YOURSELF THAT.
PLUS, DUDE, IF HE'S A CREEP,
WE'LL JUST BAIL.
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCREAMS "BAD IDEA."
GOOCH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
GOT TO HYDRATE.
IT SAID 4:00.
[SIGHS]
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT THAT GUY.
[CAT YOWLS EERILY]
[DOG BARKING]
THIS IS THE PLACE.
SKETCHY, DUDE.
VERY SKETCHY.
[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]
HEY, YOU GUYS,
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT A LITTLE?
I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE HERE, MAN.
CAN YOU TRY NOT BEING SUCH A WUSS?
[PUSHES BUTTON, DOOR BUZZES OPEN]
WAIT HERE.
I'LL BE FIVE MINUTES.
OKAY, FIVE MINUTES.
THEN I'M CALLING FOR BACKUP.
HELLO? ANYONE THERE?
DON'T TOUCH...
ANYTHING.
OKAY, YOU CAN COME OUT.
SIT DOWN, KELLRAZOR.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?
THAT'S YOUR WEAK HANDLE, ISN'T IT?
WEAK?
WHATEVER, "MAJOR MAYHEM."
[SNICKERS]
I'VE SEEN YOU PLAY ONLINE. YOU'RE NOT BAD.
TRY "THE BEST."
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE IT.
I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TOURNAMENT,
THE TOP GAMERS VERSUS ME .
WHAT DO I WIN?
IT'S A VERY SPECIAL HONOR.
YOU GET TO BE THE GAME MASTER.
ZEE-TOWN? NEVER HEARD OF IT.
THAT'S BECAUSE ONLY A VERY SELECT FEW
EVER GET TO PLAY IT.
SO DO ME A FAVOR--
DON'T SHARE IT WITH ANYONE.
SEE YOU IN THE GAME.
WAIT, WHEN DOES THIS TOURNAMENT--
[POWERS DOWN]
START?
DUDE!
15 MORE SECONDS AND I WAS CALLING THE COPS.
WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
[CHATTER INSIDE HOUSE, INDISTINCT]
[KIDS CHATTERING UPSTAIRS]
IT'S RATED D FOR "DEADLY."
YOU SURE WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS?
IT'S A JOKE, GOOCH.
LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO TRY PLAYING THIS GAME,
OR GO PLAY WITH YOUR LITTLE BROTHERS
UPSTAIRS?
[ROARS]
ZOMBIES. SWEET.
[COMPUTER VOICE]: CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.
I'LL GET THE BAT.
THAT CROQUET MALLET
HAS YOUR NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, GOOCH.
SHUT UP.
[SKITTERING SOUNDS EVERYWHERE]
GOOCH...
WHEN DID YOU GUYS GET SURROUND SOUND?
WE DIDN'T.
[CHAIN-LINK FENCE RATTLING]
THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE PLACE DOWNTOWN.
[COMPUTER VOICE]: DO YOU DARE ENTER ZEE-TOWN?
I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
DUDE, MAN UP. IT'S JUST A GAME.
[GAME POWERS DOWN]
WHAT THE...?
WASN'T IT JUST NIGHT?
GOOCH, YOU HEAR THAT?
- I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. - YEAH, EXACTLY.
WHEN HAS YOUR HOUSE EVER BEEN THIS QUIET?
DUDE, I THINK SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN.
MOM?
ANYONE HOME?
IF MY BROTHERS DID THIS, MOM'S GOING TO KILL 'EM.
[HEAVY BREATHING, SNARLING]
DUDE, I THINK IT'S A ZOMBIE!
OH, REALLY? WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?
[GRUNTING]
NO!
HEY, MAGGOT FACE!
[LAUGHS]
WHOA.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
I WAS LIKE, "HEY, MAGGOT FACE!" AND BAM!
THAT WAS AWESOME.
IS IT... DEAD?
WELL, IT'S A ZOMBIE,
SO IT WAS ALREADY DEAD.
[ZOMBIE GRUNTING]
DUDE, HE'S GOT ME! HE'S GOT ME! HE'S GOT ME!
THAT WAS CLOSE.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
YEAH.
[GASPS] UH, KELLY.
WHAT? AAH!
SO GROSS.
WHY IS THERE A ZOMBIE IN MY KITCHEN?
WHY IS IT DAY ALL OF THE SUDDEN?
WE WERE JUST PLAYING THAT GAME LAST NIGHT!
I DON'T KNOW.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
I DON'T KNOW, GOOCH!
THIS IS WEIRD.
[GROWLING]
- DID YOU HEAR THAT? - YEAH. IT WAS MY STOMACH.
DUDE, I AM STARVING.
REALLY?
WHAT? I'M SORRY IF FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE
MAKES ME HUNGRY.
I'LL JUST RUN INTO THE SNACK BAR,
GRAB A HOT DOG, MAYBE SOME CHEESE FRIES.
JUST THE ESSENTIALS.
GOOCH, IF A ZOMBIE DOESN'T KILL YOU,
YOUR EATING HABITS WILL.
HELLO?
THAT ZOMBIE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE FROM ZEE-TOWN.
WELL, HOW'D IT GET INTO MY MOM'S KITCHEN?
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT WAS WHAT?
HAAAAH!
YOU GUYS ZOMBIES?
IF WE WERE, WOULD WE BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT?
HE'S GOT A POINT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
LAST THING I REMEMBER,
I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME CALLED ZEE-TOWN.
AND THEN BOOM, I WAS HERE.
YOU TWO ARE THE FIRST PEOPLE WE'VE SEEN.
WELL, THE FIRST
UN-ZOMBIFIED PEOPLE.
YOU MEAN THERE ARE MORE ZOMBIES?
THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM...
JUST LIKE IN THE GAME.
GET DOWN!
OH, MAN.
[WHISPERING] YOU THINK THEY SAW US?
YEAH, THEY SAW US.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THEM OFF!
WITH WHAT?
GUYS?
[COMPUTER VOICE]: CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.
[ZOMBIES MOANING]
[GRUNTING, WHEEZING]
I THINK WE'RE IN THE GAME.
[COMPUTER VOICE]: PLAYER ONE SELECTS SHOVEL.
PLAYER TWO SELECTS WOODEN PLANK.
PLAYER THREE SELECTS BAT.
PLAYER FOUR SELECTS CROQUET MALLET.
IT DOESN'T SAY YOU CAN'T TAKE TWO.
DUDE, I REALLY SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES.
DUDE, DON'T WORRY.
YOU'RE ROLLING WITH KELLRAZOR.
[ZOMBIES MOANING]
- LOOK OUT! - OH!
HERE THEY COME!
THREE?
I'LL TAKE THE OLD GUY.
YAH!
OH, NO...
[GRUNTING]
I SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES. OUCH.
[COMPUTER VOICE]: FINISH HIM!
I GOT HIM.
I THINK.
[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]
HELP OVER HERE!
SORRY, BOYS.
KELLRAZOR'S GOT SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF!
THAT'S AWESOME.
THAT JUST HAPPENED!
HELP!
GUYS, HELP ME!
MIKA!
HELP!
[GROANING]
NICE TEAMWORK, KELLRAZOR.
[SCREAMING]
[COMPUTER VOICE]: PLAYER TWO, GAME OVER.
WHERE'D THEY GO?
THEY LEFT.
AND THEY TOOK MIKA.
HEY, WAIT FOR ME.
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A TOURNAMENT.
THAT'S WHAT MAJOR MAYHEM SAID.
YEAH? WELL, IT SEEMS PRETTY FREAKIN' REAL TO ME.
[BEEP]
I GUESS MIKA WASN'T AS GOOD
AS SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS.
WE'RE DONE PLAYING. GET US OUT OF HERE.
SORRY, SEAN.
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
YOU HAVE TO FINISH THE GAME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
UH... KELLY LET ME PLAY.
I WARNED YOU
NOT TO SHARE ZEE-TOWN WITH ANYONE.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
YEAH, WELL, HE'S A COMPETITOR NOW.
I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE.
ONE DOWN, THREE TO GO.
I'M LOOKING FOR THE BEST.
DON'T LET ME DOWN.
GOOD LUCK.
LEVEL 2 IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
RUN!
HELP! HELP!
SEAN!
- HELP ME! - SEAN!
HELP! AAH! HELP ME!
HELP ME! AAH!
NO!
[SHOUTING]
[MUFFLED] HELP!
SEAN!
[COMPUTER VOICE]: PLAYER THREE, GAME OVER.
HE'S GONE.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, MAN?
YOU HEARD THAT FREAK ON THE TV!
I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
I DON'T WANT TO GET EATEN, KELLY!
CALM DOWN--
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU!
HE TOLD YOU NOT TO SHARE THAT GAME,
BUT, OH, NO,
YOU COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF.
YOU HAD TO SHOW OFF LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!
YOU MIGHT BE GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES,
BUT YOU'RE A LAME FRIEND, YOU KNOW THAT?
I'M SORRY.
I GOT US INTO THIS MESS,
BUT I PROMISE, I'LL GET US OUT.
YEAH? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT?
CHECK IT OUT.
WAIT!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
MAJOR MAYHEM SAID WE HAVE TO BEAT THE GAME.
SO HOW DO YOU WIN A VIDEO GAME?
YOU BEAT THE BOSS AT THE END.
EXACTLY.
WE HAVE TO BEAT MAJOR MAYHEM.
AND-- AND THEN?
AND THEN...
HUH?
HOPEFULLY WE GET OUT OF HERE.
AW, MAN.
I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS CREEPY
EVEN WHEN THERE WEREN'T ZOMBIES RUNNING AROUND.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WELL, EVERY GAME GIVES YOU THE GEAR YOU NEED
TO SURVIVE EACH LEVEL,
RIGHT?
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING HERE WE CAN USE.
JACKPOT.
[COMPUTER VOICE]: NIGHT VISION MODE.
- STICK CLOSE, GOOCH. - THAT'S PRETTY MUCH MY PLAN.
[KICKS SOMETHING]
HEY.
LISTEN, ABOUT WHAT I SAID BACK THERE...
OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I DESERVED IT.
[ZOMBIE SOUNDS ECHO]
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
LET'S KEEP MOVING.
[MOANING]
I DEFINITELY HEARD THAT.
DUDE, I DON'T THINK WE'RE ALONE IN HERE.
GOOCH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
COME ON!
[ZOMBIE]: AAH!
[SCREECHING]
- COME ON! - AW, FORGET THIS!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - SOMEONE'S GOTTA HOLD THEM OFF!
- NO! YOU WON'T MAKE IT! - YOU'RE THE BEST, KELLRAZOR!
GO WIN THIS THING! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
[MOANING]
LET'S DANCE!
NO!
[COMPUTER VOICE]: PLAYER THREE, GAME OVER.
GOOCH!
[BAT LANDS, BOUNCES]
[COMPUTER VOICE]: FINAL LEVEL.
LET'S DO THIS!
WELL DONE, KELLY.
YOU MADE IT THROUGH ZEE-TOWN.
ONLY ONE THING STANDS BETWEEN YOU AND VICTORY.
ME.
[METAL SLASHES METAL]
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON, KELLRAZOR.
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
ANYTHING?
I CHOOSE MY FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE THE BEST
IF THEY HELP YOU.
WELL, I REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING THE BEST.
I JUST WANT TO BEAT YOU.
[GRUNTING]
[COMPUTER VOICE]: ENEMY DEFEATED.
GAME OVER.
[LAUGHS]
I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME
TO FIND SOMEONE WHO COULD BEAT ME.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD ESCAPE.
I HAD TO FIND THE BEST...
TO REPLACE ME.
JUST LET US OUT OF HERE, OKAY?
OH, WE'RE GETTING OUT.
BUT NOT YOU.
[LOCKING MECHANISMS ENGAGING]
[COMPUTER VOICE]: OPPONENT DEFEATED.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
CONGRATULATIONS, KELLRAZOR.
YOU ARE THE GAME MASTER NOW.
LET ME OUT OF HERE.
THE GAME IS IN YOUR COMMAND.
PLEASE, LET ME OUT OF HERE!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
[RAPIDFIRE BLASTS IN VIDEOGAME]
[SNARLING]
YES! I FLIPPIN' RULE!
YOU KNOW IT.
BRING IT.
AAAH!